i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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