Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I need water and some morals
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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