I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
