If i come over, it means nothing
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We don't watch enough power rangers
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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