Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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