Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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