we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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