out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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