You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you guys were way drunker than both of me
farters have to be the big spoon...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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