Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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