ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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