Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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