whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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