fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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