i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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