I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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