Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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