I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
How's work?
Spinning.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
