I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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