Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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