So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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