I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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