Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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