Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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