There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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