You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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