Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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