you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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