Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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