Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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