i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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