Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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