Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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