I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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