i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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