he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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