the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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