I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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