alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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