I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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