guys are only as good as the porn they watch
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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