She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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