Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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