Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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