so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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