I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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