I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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