Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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