Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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