Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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