you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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