Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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