Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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