There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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