I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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